Horny for Pickles Socks

Designed for anyone who's ever eyed the pickle on a strangers plate and said, "Are you going to eat that?"

These aren't just socks. They're a statement — and that statement is: yes, I am this obsessed with pickles. Whether you're a dill devotee, sweet pickle defender, or just horny for fermented things, these socks will wrap your ankles in the kind of unhinged pride only a true pickle lover can understand.

Made with a premium cotton blend, they’re soft, breathable, and just stretchy enough for your post-snack bloating.

Details:

• Fabric: 75% combed cotton, 22% polyester, 3% spandex

• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not bleach

• Fit: One size fits most adults (US Men’s 6–11 / Women’s 7–12)

• Design: Created in Canada, responsibly made in China

Perfect for:

• That one friend who drinks pickle juice straight from the jar

• Yourself, obviously